You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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