cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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