I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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