i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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