Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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