Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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