I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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