we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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