she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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