I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he fucked my hip out of place.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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