So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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