If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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