last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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