I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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