Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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