How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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