question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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