these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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