we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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