Non-Jews are for practice
I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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