I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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