Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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