Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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