You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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