Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Will exercising make me less horny?
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