I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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