it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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