have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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