Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
