Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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