let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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