Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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