Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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