Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I have demons in me.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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