so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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