Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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