found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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