thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
