Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
