Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
