We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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