tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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