If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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