drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
