super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
