i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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