well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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