She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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