i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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