Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
