Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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