real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am puke
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
