He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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