I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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