David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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