Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
