Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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