He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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