I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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