we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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