Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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