Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
