found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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